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May 05 Black cloudFor the first time in a long while I have both the time and the inspiration to write on here!
This site has been driving me nuts of late, with all the buttons and whistles hardly ever working in conjunction with each other.
Yesterday was a bad day for me, the black cloud descended and I found myself in panic mode about my mental health.
I must say that I have not experienced that much darkness for several years now, 12 to be precise.
It came from nowhere and boy was it nasty. At least I now know how to deal with this devestating darkness. Little point in fighting it, ride it out, and keep communications to little or none (not nice for my family but it is a case of damage limitation).
The reason I take this tact with my black cloud is because it can destroy relationships with one word, one look.
Just goes to show you how things from the past that you thought you had dealt with can sometimes sneak up on you and poke you right in the eye!
Today everything is bright and beautiful again. I will not dwell on yesterday, for it has passed. I will accept it for what it was and not analyze it. It happened and I dealt with it, end of!
Just wanted to share, hence the entry.
March 31 HiyaHi to all of you,
Apologies for not writing for some considerable time but I have been experiencing problems with this site. It appears many of you have too!!
January 23 free!!November 16 Exciting news!I have some exciting news!
I understand that, as of this precise moment in time, there are only 200 prison cell places left around the uk.
So get in there quick if you want one before the weekend begins!
This is a one off oppotunity and places are going fast so please book early to avoid disappointment.
All joking aside, what a bloody joke!!!!
Like nobody ever saw this one coming did they?
In conclusion to date......there are not enough hospitol beds, there are not enough prison cells and there is a huge housing shortage, our armed forces are stretched to the limit, house prices are falling, interest rates are high, climate change is upon us, basically we are all doomed if we are to believe the brainwashing media.
If you want to take a fresh look at life come and visit my website www.life-skills-coach.co.uk and sign up for your free newsletter. October 26 KindnessHi to yo all,
I hope you have a great weekend and really enjoy yourself!
If you are feeling a little blue try this;
A complete act of random kindness!
Simple enough to do...and boy oh boy do you feel so much better afterwards!
I make no excuses for doing this every day, it keeps me alive and in touch with the world.
I learned this week that if you live in the UK then you are living in the top 11% of the wealth in this world and sadly..............every 3 seconds someone in this world dies of hunger!!!!!
I am so lucky. October 21 LearningHI,
I have read some very interesting and profound blogs today, made me think and respect those who had written them!
Mental illness was the subject of many blogs, depression being the most mentioned.
I am survivor of this.
I have such huge respect for those who suffer this and especially those who refuse to give in to those dark thoughts and move onwards!
Love and light to you all.....that is heart felt....and real!
There is goodness wherever you chose there to be, love wherever you seek it, abundance within your thoughts! October 16 Missing `Spaces`It appears some peeps have ben loosing their `Space`
How can this possibley occur?
If anyone finds Mel let her know plz! October 11 Little thingsWhy are little things so important and get noticed, when the big things are over looked and dismissed? October 10 ForgivenessWhy is it some people are so bad at forgiving others?
Is it because they don`t want to be forgiven themselves?
Or perhaps it is because they like to play the games of guilt?
Just wondering..... September 30 How Supermarkets can help us slimSome may have heard this before but, I going to share it with you anyway......
Wouldn`t it be good if when we went to our local supermarket we were given a spear when we walked in instead of a shopping trolley!
The supermarket would be filled with animals and we would have to catch them if we wanted a meal.
All that exercise chasing chickens, hunting cows and spearing our dinner would help us loose pounds!!
Of course there are those who only eat veg, they could be given a spade and have to dig up their own spuds....not as much work you may think...not so...they have to dodge our meat eaters spears!!!
September 28 VasectomyAdam was just going under the knife! Into the operating room burst his brother and sister-in-law with their newborn baby.
``Stop...Adam don`t do it!! `` said his brother Roger ``I want you to make me an uncle``
Adam said nothing.
``Please brother dont have the snip!!``
``I really want to be an uncle`` Roger pleaded.
Adam looked at his sister-in-law, shrugged and said
``Congratulations Roger you are holding Him!`` September 23 Bulls A husband and his wife go to an agricultural show one sunday afternoon.
They sit and watch as the bulls are being auctioned off.
`This is a fine specimen` says the auctioner to the crowd `he`s reproduced 60 times in the last year!`
The wife digs her man in the ribs and says` Bloody hell that`s 5 times a month, more than can be said for you`
The husband is a little annoyed but choses to ignore her.
`And this fine specimen has reproduced 120 times a year! ` says the auctioner moving on to the the second bull.
Again the wife digs her man in the ribs and exclaims `Bloody hell that`s 10 times a month, puts you to shame dear!`
Slightly embarrased and blooming annoyed the husband remains silent. Fuming that his manliness is being ridiculed in public by his wife.
`And finally this is the pick of the bunch` says the auctioner ` this outstanding specimen as reproduced 365 times this year!!`
The husband stands up, points his finger angrily at his wife and shouts at her, ` before you say one fecking word, ask him if it was with the same fat cow every time!!` Shaking that ass!!How the mind works:
Do not under any circumstances think of the tune that goes with this phrase.......and do not say the words that are missing!!!
I see you baby............. September 19 Simple SolutionsProblem 1.
Nhs is too expensive.
Solution. Close down hospitols and reduce services then everyone will get better!! and increase taxes
Problem 2.
Pensions are costing too much.
Solution: cut pensions then the pensioners will starve ! and increase taxes
Problem 3.
Illegal immigration
Solution: Legalise it! and increase taxes
Problem 4.
Crime is out of control
Solution: take police off of the streets, put them into cars and ban them from chasing criminals!! and increase taxes
Problem 5.
The economy is unstable
Solution: blame the yanks! and increase taxes
Problem 6.
Discipline in schools is poor
Solution; ban any punishments, blame the parents and increase taxes.
Problem 7.
Drug taking
Solution: reduce border controls, increase supply, even in prisons, and increase taxes.
Problem 8.
The people of the country are getting a little miffed.
Solution: ignore the peasants and increase taxes
Problem 9.
Armed forces are stretched to the limit
Solution: start another war with someone else and lie about it!!! then increase taxes.
Problem 10.
The peasants are drowning and house prices are stupid money.
Solution; reduce govt. housing stocks and build on flood planes and increase stamp duty.
Problem 11.
The peasants are really, really miffed now and are taking actions that they have been driven to take..
Solution; Blame the peasants for global warming, eating too much, not exercising enough, being bad role models for their children, being stupid and not understanding war, being greedy, being racists and then raise taxes, increase fuel prices, put up interest rates and blame the yanks!!
A Brilliant Plan!I have just come up with the perfect scam ever! If you promise not to tell a living soul then I will share it with you!! Sshhhh.
What you do is;
1) Get yourself a white transit van.
2) Paint an official looking logo on the sides like um.. deathtootherroadusers.co.uk
3) Drive it with no regard to any bugger else on the planet, cut drivers up, speed up, slow down, tailgate, swerve for no reason...you get the picture.
5) Then on the back of your van write ` Well driven? If not contact this number 123456789`
What the unsuspecting public dont realise is that the phone number is a premium rate number and when it is rung the very nice person who answers is going to get all your personal details and the call will cost you big bucks!! Brilliant eh??
P.S. If you cant stretch to a van get a motorbike then the police wont arrest you, what a bonus!! September 18 Soft top...wooden top! A woman pulled into her driveway in her brand new soft top porsche, bright red.
Her front door was open so in she went, a little quieter than normal. She could hear grunting noises coming from upstairs and went to investigate.
`You blurry basket` she screamed as she caught her husband in bed with the vicars wife. ` I can explain` he said rushing after his wife, as she fled down the stairs in temper and tears.
She fled to the kitchen and grabbed a carving knife. The husband ran into the kitchen, stood naked arms wide open trying to ` explain`. At this moment she cut off his still erect `thingy`, picked it up and jumped into the red porsche, speeding down the driveway out onto the road.
She was in such a rage and going so fast she failed to notice the patrol car that she had just overtaken!!!
The patrol car put on the blues and two`s and gave rapid chase.
The women realised she was being chased by the police and lobbed the `thingy` out of the car. It bounced on the road and hit the police car windscreen with an almighty thud.
`` BLOODY hell`` said the constable`` she`s going some sergant!!!``
``Never fecking mind that constable did you see the size of that fly`s fecking willy??? it`s cracked the fecking screen!!`` |
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